Sandy Buick

I drive a sandy Buick that I so cleverly call "Sandy". Sandy and I have had some good times and some bad times. We've been through a lot during our relationship together and she's grown on me. However, I have a bad habit of locking my keys inside Sandy. Except tonight I did something extra special and locked them in the trunk. Yes. The trunk of my car. My keys are in Sandy's ass. Happy Monday to myself!